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Like a Duck with a Paper Ass Shirt | Funny Duck T-Shirt | Weird Funny Saying | Sarcastic Novelty Shirt | Unique Conversation Starter

$32.95
Clothing sizes: S
Comfort Colors® Colors: White
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
Like a Duck with a Paper Ass. Ever meet a know-it-all who's completely convinced they're right? This funny duck shirt explains exactly what that means. Anyone who appreciates a joke that makes absolutely no sense until it suddenly makes perfect sense. Smartass humor! LIKE A DUCK WITH A PAPER ASS Ever meet somebody who talks like they know everything? They're completely convinced they're right. They keep talking, explaining, correcting everybody—and you know damn well half of what they're saying is just BS. That's when you think: “Like a duck with a paper ass.” Why? Because if you put a duck with a paper ass in water, that duck is going straight to the bottom. The same goes for BS. It doesn't float. That's the whole damn idea. This shirt takes a completely ridiculous saying and gives it the ridiculous duck it deserves. It's weird, it's funny, and it's guaranteed to make somebody stop and ask: “What the hell does that mean?” Now you know. Because some shirts make a statement. This one requires an explanation. A GREAT SHIRT FOR Funny people • sarcastic people • smartasses • know-it-alls • lovers of weird humor • ridiculous sayings • conversation starters • Like a duck with a paper ass. duck with paper ass, funny duck shirt, funny animal shirt, funny saying shirt, weird funny shirt, sarcastic t shirt, novelty humor shirt, funny graphic tee, absurd humor shirt, conversation starter, unique funny gift, smartass humor, know it all shirt
Garment-dyed fabric

Garment-dyed fabric

The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture

100% Cotton

100% Cotton

100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

S to 4XL

S to 4XL

Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.

Double-needle stitching on all seams

Double-needle stitching on all seams

The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting

Without side seams

Without side seams

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Honduras

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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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